I think we may have found the basis for the 2004 Giraffe Challenge.
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Make sure you haven’t had any dental work done recently.
If you have something in your mouth already, you should probably get rid of it before you start. This looks more hilarious the more I read it.
Don’t fall asleep under any circumstances. Unless you are really tired.
If you start gagging, try to make it discreet. Say something like “Man I just can’t shake this cold”. This will really help things out.
If all else fails, IMHO, then you are pretty much screwed. No pressure though.
Sorry, dude. She’s on her way over, and she’s in a punchin’ mood. I’d hide.
Giraffe I thought of you today;) This morning there was a Discovery Kids show that was highlighting the benefits of and reasons for a giraffe’s prehensile tongue. For some reason, they didn’t mention this…
As many postings have mentioned, start slowly.
I like to kiss all around the area (navel, lower abdomen, inner thighs, and yes the mons veneris itself). I think many women find this to be playful and definitely affectionate. No doubt, this will get her seriously aroused and excited and you haven’t even started on the clitoris !!
Just a suggestion for starting off.
As has been mentioned numerous times, all girls are different and enjoy different things. Fortunately, there are a surprising amount of ways to use your tongue and lips for this activity and finding those things is a mutually enjoyable adventure. There is a lot more to it than lapping away at the clitoris for 30 minutes. In fact, attempting that will most likely earn you a good smack upside the head as after a while the repetition is more uncomfortable for the girl than good.
Rather than go in (no pun intended) with a plan of execution, erase your mind of pre-meditated techniques and just explore. You’ll learn right quick what she liikes and doesn’t like. Just because you find something she likes doesn’t mean that’s all you should do.
My generalized rules that should apply to the art of cunnilingus with any girl:
Foreplay is a must. Touch and tease and kiss everywhere. It’s not just for the man’s benefit!
Don’t consider it a chore. Enjoy doing it and enjoy bringing the lucky girl pleasure, it’ll show. Girls know.
Don’t be afraid to get messy. As things progress you’ll want to really get in there and it can get messy.
Start slowly and gently. Nothing will earn you two legs squeezing all the blood from your head faster than diving full bore for the clitoris from the start.
Remember that there is more to her than a clitoris. Every part of her becomes even more sensitized as she becomes more and more aroused and the vagina itself has many areas to explore. Remember your high school health class lessons about where most of the nerves are and you’re halfway there.
Do not use your teeth. Ever.
Sometimes a little suction goes a long way. Note: a little. It can also be a nice way to mix things up and give your tongue and jaw a short reprieve.
Try not to focus on one spot for too long. As a demonstration, rub your finger over your nipple for 20 minutes and see how good it feels. Of course, at some point you’ll want to focus on the clitoris enough to bring her to orgasm, the key is knowing when and that’s dependant on the girl. It helps to alter your technique slightly once in a while. You can alternate up and down flicks with the tip of your tongue with side to side with the flat of your tongue (being sure to use your head a la Stevie Wonder to maximize differing angles of pressure) with writing letters of the alphabet with anything else you can come up with. Variety is the key.
Changing techniques brings several advantages. It keeps her from the aforementioned friction “burn” (for lack of a better word), it allows you to rest certain muscles (you’ll tire quickly, especially at first), and if done correctly you can keep her at the tortuous level of pre-orgasm for an extended time, which while perhaps a little frustrating to her at first really pays off when she does reach orgasm. Smaller men have been known to be thrown across the room…
Stay with her no matter what. When she approaches orgasm she may start to buck her hips and if you lose contact you risk making her lose her focus and essentially having to start over again. That doesn’t mean latch on like a leech, just expect it and be ready for it.
Use your fingers. Giraffe described ideally how it should work, but finding the G-spot isn’t always as easy as that. Don’t be disappointed if you can’t locate it and don’t spend an inordinate amount of time and focus trying to. If you find it, you’ll know immediately. If not, gently explore and you may get lucky. Either way some gentle insertion won’t hurt your case.
When she tells you to stop or when her hands come down atop your head to push you away, stop. Trust me. You may figure you’ll just go for two, but she’ll crush your head. She knows when where and what she wants and it’s her decision.
As advised before, you may want to wipe your mouth before kissing her (and some girls may not want to kiss you at all until you’ve brushed your teeth) but you will also want to be very careful about touching her anywhere at this point. She’ll likely be so electrically charged at this point that even the slightest touch could send her into fits.
Lastly, though it’s been said it bears repeating. Enjoy yourself and she’ll enjoy it all the more. Your reward should be bringing her pleasure, but don’t be surprised if she decides to reward you even further.
And whatever you do, don’t tell her afterwards that you learned how to do that cuz you asked about it on a message board! 
If her hands start turning blue, you’ve tied the
ropes too tightly
I like this thread! You gentlemen rock!
We try to keep it quiet. Otherwise, we’re constantly mobbed everytime we walk into a restaurant. It’s no way to live.
Lesbian aren’t naturally better than guys.
my wonderful wonderful boyfriend seems to do everything mentioned above. it feels good. no, dont get me wrong…it feels really good. but nothing, ehem, spectacular happens. We dont want to have intercourse until after we are married (2.5 years away, at best) so this is kinda…it, for me. I was wondering if it is because I’m relatively young (19) and relatively new at it. sorry that this strays from the original post a bit, but he feels bad because i’ve never had an orgasm. Is there anything I can do?
Just when you’ve found a good spot and she’s REALLY moaning with hips thrusting - BITE DOWN as hard as you can.
She’ll NEVER forget you!!!
Being a male my take on it will obviously be biased, but it’s always seemed to me that for a woman, reaching orgasm is 1 part physical, 2 parts emotional, and 3 parts state of mind.
If there is something he’s doing that seems to work better than the rest, let him know. It might just be that he’s pushing the right buttons at the wrong time. There’s nothing wrong with getting involved and helping him either.
You might try extending foreplay until you’re about ready to explode and then give it a try.
The emotion and state of mind is beyond my paltry scope of experience however and maybe a kind and sympathetic woman will come along momentarily and expand upon that for you.
In my experience, the stronger and more comfortable a woman feels about the person she’s with, the easier it is for her to enjoy herself fully.
If you liked doing it and want to go down again in the future, than no matter WHAT…
…tell her she tasted great, likes its the best thing you’ve ever had the pleasure of introducing your tounge to