Damn, the hamsters have eaten the OP. I was really looking forward to answering this one.
Use lots of Astroglide.
What happened to the OP?
You need some device advice or some chicken choking? Different things.
I took it to mean he needed advice on a device intended for the purpose of chicken choking. I also presumed he was using the term “chicken choking” in an idiomatic manner.
I could be wrong.
My advice stands. Use lots of Astroglide. It was also a pun on the OP’ers username. Rather witty, I thought.
Nobody appreciates me.
I took it to mean he needed advice on a device intended for the purpose of chicken choking. I also presumed he was using the term “chicken choking” in an idiomatic manner.
I could be wrong.
My advice stands. Use lots of Astroglide. It was also a pun on the OP’ers username. Rather witty, I thought.
Nobody appreciates me.
Devices don’t choke chickens, people choke chickens.
While we’re waiting for the OP to reappear, I recommend a beheading. There’s something surreal about watching your dinner fly six foot in the air with no head 
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No head? hmm
Beheading chickens isn’t always deadly though…
I’ll just close this and invite astro to repost the question.
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