Aak, I had to stay up late to do an assignment, get up early to go to college, and I have a job interview in two hours. I’m knackered. I want to sleep NOW. Ah well, if I could just find a cough decent cough coffee place…
Ever get that “Sleep! NOW!” feeling at a dangerously busy time of the day?
Chill babe. Rest your eyelids for a moment.
>> Inigo washes his hands (he knows where they’ve been!) puts on kettle of water to boil. 3 scoops of Starbucks YUKON into the French Press. Looks at Sarah, adds another scoop. Pulls down the large coffee mug, squeezes in a carefully eyeballed measure of Hershey’s Dark syrup. Pulls the steel bowl out of the freezer, makes whipped cream, again carefully eyebaling the white sugar & vanilla. Gives Sarah a pair of 90 second foot massages. Washes hands again, takes boiling water off the stove, counts to 20, pours water into the press. Waits 90 seconds & pushes down the grounds. Half a mug of coffee, stirs in the chocolate and some whipped cream. More coffee, leaving 1 inch headspace n the mug, more whipped cream on top, dash of powdered coca. 4 minute shoulder/back massage<<
Ok, should be cool enough to drink. Good luck on the interview. Anything else you need?
Anything at all?
Please?
Thanks, Inigo.
You’re a very…interesting man. 
Man! I just bought a case of Jolt today, as it is now officially the Hellish End of Freshman Year. And neither that, nor my almost-empty tin of Trader Joes Organic Vanilla Coffee, came with anything as charming as Inigo Montoya!!
Best of luck with your interview, Sarah. We’ve all been there.