Curb stomp
Open a can 'o whup-ass
Moidalize ‘em (spoken in an early 1950s Brooklyn Bugs Bunny voice)
MMA got nuthin’ on us!
Pull on the heavy gloves
Punctuate his equilibrium.
Rock the Casbah!
I’ll paddle your canoe!
Run out of gum.
From Duke Nukem’s famous line" I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum"
We also missed: Use the Force.
Show 'em how it’s done.
And (these are from an X-Men comic from years ago): Let’s press his pants! Let’s cancel his ticket!
Stwike them, centuwion. Stwike them vewy woughly.
Wegawds,
Shodan
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
I like “administer a beatdown” best.
Brian Daley had a character, a woman with a pronounced southern accent, say “Can you 'scuse a lady while she toe-asses some butt?”
(The woman in question was nine feet tall, it should be noted.)
I come, I fuck shit up, I leave.
I’m taking names.
I’m gonna ruin your day.
take you to school
teach you some respect
I like “let slip the dogs of war”.