Since the language in this isn’t all that great, and I assume it’ll only get worse, I tossed this in the pit.
In another thread I’m talking about the act of fucking, but in it I dance around the word like I’m afraid of it. Why? Beats me.
But some of the euphemisms I’ve heard for the ‘act’ have completely cracked me up- bouncing the brillo, shagging the fly, harvesting the honey from an angry bee… to name a few.
But I know there are others out there even more creative and funny. So, share ‘em if you know ‘em.
The one that always cracked me up the most was “porking”. [sub]hehehehe![/sub]
Boinking, doin’ the nasty, invading the pearly gates, Being John Malkovich (okay, maybe not that last one)…
To quote a watershed motion picture of the Reagan era, “giving the hot beef injection”.
Hiding the salami.
Taking [his] temperature.
I’ve always like the Shakespearean “making the beast with two backs.”
Body cavity search with a blunt probe.
Yes, but from now on, I’m going to use it.
“Riding my lady to Pleasureville” is one I’ve heard.
“Taking the pigskin bus to tuna-town.”
“Makin’ Flippy-Floppy.”
When I saw this thread, I was happy to actually have something to contribute. Not from personal experience, but from one of my books, The Odd Index by Stephen J. Spignesi.
228 Euphemisms for Sexual Intercourse
Adam and Eve it
The beast with two backs is a favorite of mine, as well.
Another favorite: The eight-legged aardvark .
hansel
May 18, 2002, 10:34pm
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Thundering through shepherd’s grove on a pogo stick.
Taking to the dinosaurs on the big white phone…
oh, wait that’s puking .
So sorry, carry on…
And that should be “talking”
sorry again…
Worshipping the beautiful goddess of Lurve.
“Riding the baloney pony” is one of my favorites.
What’s sexual intercourse?
Push, push in the bush
small “b” completely generic bush, that is
“having a poke”
Michael Ellis beat me to “bumping uglies,” so I’ll have to go with “knockin’ boots.”
