May there always be an England.
I’ll second that.
Discussing Uganda has to be the most bizarre one I’ve ever heard…and I heard it first in academic team (quizbowl/what-have-you) practice, for that matter:D
Rocking the Casbah
A girlfriend of mine was always partial to dating older men–we’d ask her afterward if she’d been sweating to the oldies lately.
This isn’t a euphemism for sex but, by golly, it ought to be.
break her open like a shotgun
taking the log to the beaver (from Grumpy Old Men)
rut like a boar hog
cracking
“swiving”
Three days and nobody has yet noted that the Master has spoken on this subject? Honestly, does nobody know how to do a literature search anymore?.. grumble grumble
laying pipe
Letting the lizard loose
Bumpy ride to orgasm country
Damn. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing, maybe its the lack of sleep.
Oh and here’s one cribbed from Grumpy Old Men: Takin’ old one eye to the optomitrist.
Being Horizontal and SuperImposed.
Playing a game of Hide the Pickle
Teaching one respect - the hard way
Trick out.
Give someones undercarriage a “How’s your father?”
DaLovin Dj
(whose name is synononymous with coiting a well)
Well my hubby is partial to saying things like:
“I want to violate your spaces”, and “Let me put it in soft and then listen to the bones break”,
and of course my all-time personal favorite…
“I promise I’ll only put the head in”
Famous last words.
He’s a charming fellow, really.
Maybe I should consider divorce.
Splitting the uprights
I mean coiting “as” well! I swear I never shagged a well! Even if I may be well enough endowed to pull it off . . .
I’m partial to a quote from Office Space:
“Take ‘er for a ride on the ol’ bone-a-coaster… Whooooooooooaaaaaaaoooooooo…”
Or, “I hope I can show her my O-face. Oh… oh… oh…”
God, that movie killed me.