Euphemisms for the act of fucking

Link.

And another.

May there always be an England.

I’ll second that.

Discussing Uganda has to be the most bizarre one I’ve ever heard…and I heard it first in academic team (quizbowl/what-have-you) practice, for that matter:D

Rocking the Casbah :slight_smile:

A girlfriend of mine was always partial to dating older men–we’d ask her afterward if she’d been sweating to the oldies lately.

This isn’t a euphemism for sex but, by golly, it ought to be.

break her open like a shotgun
taking the log to the beaver (from Grumpy Old Men)
rut like a boar hog
cracking

“swiving”

Three days and nobody has yet noted that the Master has spoken on this subject? Honestly, does nobody know how to do a literature search anymore?.. grumble grumble :slight_smile:

laying pipe

Letting the lizard loose

Bumpy ride to orgasm country

Damn. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing, maybe its the lack of sleep.

Oh and here’s one cribbed from Grumpy Old Men: Takin’ old one eye to the optomitrist.

Being Horizontal and SuperImposed.

Playing a game of Hide the Pickle

Teaching one respect - the hard way

Trick out.

Give someones undercarriage a “How’s your father?”

DaLovin Dj
(whose name is synononymous with coiting a well)

Well my hubby is partial to saying things like:

“I want to violate your spaces”, and “Let me put it in soft and then listen to the bones break”,

and of course my all-time personal favorite…

“I promise I’ll only put the head in”

Famous last words.

He’s a charming fellow, really.
Maybe I should consider divorce.

Splitting the uprights

I mean coiting “as” well! I swear I never shagged a well! Even if I may be well enough endowed to pull it off . . .

I’m partial to a quote from Office Space:

“Take ‘er for a ride on the ol’ bone-a-coaster… Whooooooooooaaaaaaaoooooooo…” :smiley:

Or, “I hope I can show her my O-face. Oh… oh… oh…”

God, that movie killed me.