“Jiggy Jiggy Push Push” and “Doin’the Hibbity Dibbity” are two of my wife’s favorites.
Got any good ones?
Boinkingly yours,
. Graeme
“Jiggy Jiggy Push Push” and “Doin’the Hibbity Dibbity” are two of my wife’s favorites.
Got any good ones?
Boinkingly yours,
. Graeme
Shakespeare’s “making the beast with two backs” is still good.
fucking
One I never quite got, but was still amusing:
rubbing the bacon
V.
nookie
hide the pickle
meeting mr johnson
Since I like the oral variety…
Yodeling in the Canyon and Barking at the Ape are two of my favorites!
All righty then…now I’m confused. Sometimes there is barking involved, but my ape ain’t making the noise.
I love yodeling. any swiss misses out there?
Regards, Graeme
At the Renaissance Faires, my favorite was “The Irish Jig”
Lately, my favorite has been “The Naked Tango”
I liked Bone Smuggler from American Pie
Horizontally superimposed.
My favorite:
The eight-legged aardvark.
My fav:
Bumping uglies
Also:
Poking the pie
Riding the bologna pony
Parking the porpous
Pounding the pud
Doing crack
Oral:
Singing into the microphone
Eating at the Y
Munching carpet
Flossing your teeth
“the sanctified act of love, the sacred consummation of the holy union between husband and wife”
Belly Ride
Bump Fur
Dicky Dunk
Flesh Session
Hot Roll with Cream
Make feet for Children’s Shoes
Mingle Limbs
Park the Yacht in Hair Harbor
Quimsticking
Squeeze and Squirt
The Disappearing Cane Trick
A dose of Vitamin F
Horizontal Mambo
Horizontal no-pants romance dance
Mattress Mambo
slip her the salami
porking
more if I think of them
"coitis"?!?
Surely, you mean “coitus”. Unless “coitis” is yet another euphamism for coitus.
The really sad part is that y’all need a Dutchman to tell you that it is spelled “Euphemism”
D’OH!
“Let’s shag baby!!!”
Wow. Talk about great [nearly] sequential thread titles!
“Euphemisms for coitus”
“Ever considered spelunking in the back yard?”