There was a thread a while back that was a joke posting thread wherein someone posted a joke (over several posts IIRC) about a baby, a brick and an airplane (again, IIRC). It had something to do with telling two different jokes, the punch line to the second having to do with an event in the first one. Does ring a bell for anyone?
This guy decided he was going to build a fireplace and chimney in his house. He did all the calculations, and figured out exactly how many bricks he’d need. He went to the hardware store got that many bricks. When he finished building his fireplace, he ended up having one brick left over. He went over his calculations again, and really wracked his brain, but he couldn’t figure it out. There was just one extra brick. Finally he gave up, and threw the brick out the window!
I love that joke. It cracks me up every time. I was like 5 when I first heard it. Here’s another one:
This little old lady gets on a bus, and she’s carrying a little dog. She sits down in the aisle seat. Then a man gets on, and he’s smoking a cigar. He sits down next to the old lady. The smoke from his cigar goes right past her face then out the window. She says “Young man, please put out that cigar.” He says no. She asks him politely again. Again, he refuses. She then says “Young man, if you don’t put that cigar out I’m going to throw it out the window.” He replies "Lady, if you throw my cigar out the window I’m going to throw your dog out the window. Infuriated, she grabs his cigar and throws it out. So he grabs her dog and does the same thing.
A few stops later the old woman got off the bus. Her dog came running up to her. Guess what he had in his mouth?
Found with a Google search I showed you how to do two hours ago in ATMB?
tdn, A slightly different version but that’s it. Thanks.
ETA: That’s it Munch. I always forget we can use Google to search old threads now.
The Aristocrats!
Nope, the dog didn’t have any aristocrats in his mouth.
His tongue?
Ah defenestration. Is there ever a time it isn’t funny?
Enjoy,
Steven
Yes.
Unless you like using using Linux…