My cousin’s best freind is getting married and despite being a best man on two previous occasions (for the aforementioned best friend) he still hasn’t perfected his best man speech. He’s asked me to help him write this one, but I’ve never been a Best Man and, though I know his best freind and we’ve hung out on numerous occasions, I don’t know the groom well enough to really get personal.
So Dopers, got any good generic Best Man Speech snippets that you’d like to share? They can be humerous or serious. Just anything that I can tie together and he can read off a 3x5 card.