Since the election results my die-hard republican sister has taken it upon herself to text me anti-obama jokes knowing I’m the black sheep in my family who voted for Obama.
Eg. Blacks now want to change their votes to McCain since they heard Obama is going to get them jobs.
Due to recent changes grape soda, watermelon, fried chicken, malt liquor, and gold teeth will be tax exempt.
So I wanted to return the favor with some jabs back. My google-fu is coming up with zip for one-liners and the best I could come up with on my own was
(Give me something better than that please)