Well, I have a bag of Woof Blend left over from when I had a dog last year. If your cats are that hungry they’ll learn to bark and eat it.
A twelve-pack of beer would sure hit the spot about now.
I’ve been clean and sober for over five years now. All my leftover booze is yours!
I could go for a Big Mac about now.
Well, in the fridge I’ve got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions – but I’m all out of sesame seed buns.
Behind the leftover booze in the cupboard I found some Sesame Street Sesame Buns.
Wouldn’t that Big Mac taste better when washed down with some strawberry Quik?
Ewww. Well, I got some here in the fridge, knock yourself out.
Oh dang it, I want to hang this Rita Hayworth poster on the wall, but I’m out of thumbtacks.
I’m going to go for it for a second time, thumbtacks yes plenty help yourself, need a leaf blower 
Well, I don’t have a leaf blower but I found an old Electrolux vacuum cleaner that you can put the hose in either end, to suck or blow, and it sorta still works. You will need an extension cord, though.
While looking for the vacuum in the attic I accidentally stepped off a joist and put my foot thru a ceiling, so I sure could use a sheet of drywall to make repairs.
Hey, I used to work construction. All my leftover drywall is yours.
Does anyone have a warm hat? I can’t find mine from last winter.
Hats, got a closet shelf full of 'em, including two new ones I was given last month from an event I was at.
I need a new hose connector for the grill.
Well, we can see if the connector off the old grill will work, but if not, we can walk down to the hardware store in the morning. They have everything there.
I could really use a cup of hot chocolate right about now.
Got a nice fresh piping hot mug right here for ya.
Unfortunately, I’m all out of marshmallows.
I have plenty of marshmallows.
Unfortunately, someone stole all my Lucky Charms.
Just went to the store and bought some.
They were out of Italian Blend Cheese Shreds though.
In the cheese drawer in the fridge.
Pillsbury crescent rolls (for Thanksgiving dinner)
nm - dupe
Just won a whole case of them.
Anyone got some Ocean Spray cranberry juice?
[sidetrack]What kind of contest do you win a whole case of crescent rolls? What was the grand prize?[/sidetrack]
Yup, in the basement.
A six-pack of either pumpkin or cherry beer (to go in the liquid pan of the smoker for the turkey. I have cherry wood chips but the pumpkin is more seasonal)
My brother just tapped his third batch of pumpkin, how many can I put you down for?
I would KILL for some glazed walnuts.
Baking powder.
Third shelf in corner cabinet.
::looks at calendar:: Figgy pudding