Kadota or Smyrna?
Need some natural cocoa, but all I have is dutched.
I got some on sale at the store I work.
Anyone have a Frozen DVD?
I just happen to have an extra copy signed by Elsa herself.
Sure love to have another 8-track copy of Mungo Jerry. I lost mine in a move sometime back.
WOW! I just scored one at a thrift store for 50 cents!
Where did I put my snow shovel last year?
You lent it to me.
I’ve eaten so matter sriracha potato chips, my mouth is on fire. Help!!!
Bread is the best thing for overspicy tongue-burning. Same if you get some Tabasco from your fingers into your eyes, make a white-bread poultice. Rinsing with water won’t help.
Gotcha some white bread here.
Anyone have a large pot for my spider plant? It thinks it’s in the jungle or something and is growing like crazy.
The person who lived here before me had a large flower pot that was left outside under the steps. I’ve kept it there. It is yours if you want it.
I really need to sharpen some knives, mine barely cut through anything. Anyone?
I just got the deluxe amazing knife sharper off a TV ad for $19.99 and for free (separate shipping and handling) I got two of them. I only have one good hand, so the second is yours.
Speaking of my bad hand, anyone got a left handed wrist brace?
Got a lefty wrist brace for ya. Carpal tunnel seems under control in Casa de Iggy.
Anyone got a quart of oil? The low oil light came on and its a long way back to town.
I’ve got a pressure cooker, so I cooked my neighbor’s black-eyed peas tonight.
Got three or four in the garage.
I need a boogie board to body surf in the ocean.
Oops. Didn’t see Spiderman came with the oil.
The store I work at is giving away boogie boards, because we couldn’t sell them this year.
Anyone got an extra belt, child’s large. My woman’s small pants will not stay up.
Will suspenders do?
Because my 'lectric bear/sideburn trimmer died.
Well, I don’t know if it’s up to grooming bears, but I have a trimmer I don’t use anymore since I decided to start shaving again.
I could sure use a couple sticks of dynamite to get rid of an old tree stump that’s in the way of the proposed addition to my garage.
No dynamite here, but there’s some leftover firecrackers from a few years back. If you think that would work, their all yours.
For me, I’m doing some painting and need floor protection. Can anyone hook me up with a tarp?
Just removed the extra large tarp covering my indoor, outdoor swimming pool.
Anyone got an extra rubber ducky?
Will the half-inch plastic ducky that’s floating in the rabbits’ water bottle (to show the level) do?
I need some extra long shoelaces to replace the broken ones on my ghillie brogues.
I dont have shoe laces but i have sewing thread or wool. Will they do?
Id like some colored pens to finish the post card im making, spare any?