Neil Armstrong Biography Announced

Thought we could all use some good space news today. Neil Armstrong has selected an official biographer.

The part where he blows the lid on the moon hoax, and explains how thery did it all in TV studio, will doubtless gain plenty of attention.

Now maybe he’ll come clean about Mr. Gorsky.

Update: Clint Eastwood’s just bought the film rights!

Oh, lord, please let it be better than Space Cowboys.

Well, Clint’s not going to star in it, and if it sucks, I’m sure Neil would have no problems sending his pal, Buzz over to Clint’s house to explain things to him. :wink: