You should have thought of that before leaving that message on my answering machine last night, asking me to vote a straight Democratic ticket. Sheesh!
(Illinois’ Lt. Governor is named Patrick Quinn. I didn’t vote a straight ticket, but at least Barack Obama won!)
My vote is the kiss of death. I have never voted for anyone who won. It’s not actually my vote that dooms a candidate – it’s my support. If I want someone to win, they will lose. The only way that a candidate I might like can win is if I remain totally ignorant about the election.
This started when I was about 10 years old and delivered some flyers for my older cousin who was working for a candidate. I hoped the candidate won because he was nice to me. He got creamed.
I live in Mississippi, where the anti-SSM amendment was approved by 86%. I am surrounded by people who steal, do drugs, get stinking drunk and drive, litter, beat their wives and kids, and generally show total disdain of any law that inconveniences them. Yet they believe absolutely that they should be able to dictate how other people live.
I often feel that I am not really from this planet.