…anyone who uses exclamation marks within a sentence. --Rilchiam.
Never trust a sociologist who rhymes. --Me
What warnings do you have?
(This seemed like a good topic idea at 2 am.)
Never trust a proctoligist named Brucie.
<h6>God, how could I stoop so low…</h6>
“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb
Never trust a naked man saying “trust me”.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Never trust :
an aluminum foil condom . . . OWWWW
an NFL player with a weapon
a drunk male 
anyone who begins a sentence with “you should vote for me because”
AO freakin L
a female with a grudge (don’t ask)
a dirty redneck who is out of money and gas and has a sick relative in Puckipsie
The Man
“A single lifetime, even though entirely devoted to the sky, would not be enough for the investigation of so vast a subject.” - Seneca
Never trust anyone when it involves money.
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
Never trust an American car, a Japenese wine, or a British lover (don’t ask, and they work equally well regardless of which adjective goes with which word).
And never trust me to post anything without at least one misspelling–it’s Japanese, I went to the Winnie the Pooh school of spelling–“My spelling is Wobbly. It’s good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.” So nice to have something in common with that bear.
a man who wears red shoes
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
Never trust anyone (naked or not) who says, “Trust me.”
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Never trust beer you can see through.
Someone who says ‘now let me be honest with you…’
If they are going to be honest with you now, what were they before?
Never trust a man wearing a bow tie. He’s thinking, “this shows I’m outre, unconventional, a free spirit, a little wacky, not one to be pinned down.” You’re thinking: “I’ll bet you’re also wearing polka dotted shorts, too, Bozo.”
``Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat; never drive a car when you’re dead.’’ – Tom Waits.
``Beware of elaborate telescopic meat; it will find its way back to the forest.’’
– William S. Burroughs, Tom Waits
Me? No wait… I mean… Oh nevermind…
“I’ve got a DungeonMaster’s guide, I’ve got a twelve-sided die, I’ve got Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do.”
Weezer-In the Garage
anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesnt die
…a woman who tells you not to worry about it because the birth control situation is “taken care of”.
Shadowfox
Flee at once, all is discovered!
A guy who says, "No, Really! We’ll just sleep."
The obvious one:
Never trust a shop teacher with only one thumb.
…a hippie
-Sid Vicious
a junkie.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green