Why in the hell do they put so much cream cheese on a bagel? Do people really eat all of that quarter pound slab that delis and bagel shops around here call a ‘schmear’. And they just slap it right in the middle not bothering to spread it. I end up having to disassemble my bagel so that I can re-assemble it properly.
This wouldn’t be so bad if, when you ask ‘light on the cream cheese’, they didn’t spread a layer two molecules thick. Also, would it be to hard to spread the butter on a toasted buttered bagel? So that I do not have to, again, disassemble it to soak up the dripping, saturated mess in the middle and try to some how get it to the bone dry edges?
I wish people wouldn’t quote an entire really long post, and then just add one single line of response afterward. It’s especially annoying when the post they quote is the one immediately preceding their own. Why do people do this?
Is it because vbulletin foolishly call the button “reply” when it really should be called “quote”?
A mini-parking lot/parking garage rant, a.k.a. It’s Not Really Littering If No One Sees Me Do It:
A tip o’ the hat to people who take half-empty cans and bottles, open their car doors and deposit said receptacles in the parking space before driving off. That way, the next, unsuspecting motorist can run over them, creating a mess and possibly damaging their tires.
Anything’s better than actually having to take trash home and dispose of it there*. The stuff’s nasty.
*My lawn and driveway are also good places for your beer cans and Wendy’s wrappers.
My front lawn is also a good place for any nasty wrappers/drink cups that you don’t want. I live about 8 blocks from a McDonald’s; it takes some people 8 blocks to eat a McDonald’s burger, I guess, from the wrappers I get in my front yard. I live close to a bunch of schools, too. Kids just drop everything they don’t want any more, like some kind of magical fairies comes along to clean up all their litter after them. Hey, kids, your mom doesn’t live here, and I’m no magical fairy. Take your litter with you, you little bastards.
This might be more common in the U.S., but I saw a woman stopped at a red light one day, and just dump her fast food bag o’ garbage out of her car window and drive away. That is SO NOT DONE here! I was shocked by the sight - how can you just dump your garbage out of your car window? What is missing in the brains of people who do stuff like that?
I’m glad to hear that other people have the garbage on the front lawn thing. With me, it’s chip bags. Doritos, potato chips, Dipsy Doodles— I was beginning to think my new neighbors hated me. Now I see that they are just slobs.
Look sweatheart I know you are a smart cat. You can open the lower cabinets. You come and fetch me when your food is out even though you are not going to eat anything right away. You let me know when you want into a room with a closed door by meowing and putting your paw as high as you can on the door imitating me reaching out my arm to use the doorknob.
So seriously why do you not understand that what I have in my cup is not water. I do not drink straight water. I always do half water and half juice. Yet everytime I get a cup you feel the need to get right up under my feet almost tripping me and meowing like you are dying and sniffing your nose up in the air demanding to know what is in the cup. Then I show it you and you smell it and then meow in disappointment and then prance away in disgust.
Please stop or someday I may accidentally spill the cup on you accidentally.
I’ve seen that done quite a few times here in Baltimore. The first time i saw it, i was so amazed that i simply didn’t know what to do or say. I think my jaw must have hit the ground.
Since then, i’ve yelled at one person, given a couple of others (who were already driving away) the finger, and picked up one half-eaten burger and thrown it at the retreating car. Doesn’t help the situation, but it makes me feel better.
It’s a small sample size, so it’s possible that we can’t draw any conclusions from it, but everyone i’ve seen doing this has been a woman.
In this film trailer the Statue of Libertys head ricochets of a building in New York and lands in the middle of the street, all the comments I’ve read for this scene say that the head is way too small to fit in a street.
But if people did a little research ie a three second search on Google they will find that the Statue of Libertys head is 17 feet x 10 feet. easily fitting lengthwise in a New York street.
Ok that was really lame but their complaints are pointless and these people are uninformed!
I once saw a woman park and set a nearly full can of Dr Pepper on the ground before going into the store.
Imagine how pissed she was when she came back out and found that some asshole had dumped the can on her windshield and tucked the crushed can under her wiper.
Oh thanks Yllaria but I just realised I’ve worded my post wrong and should’ve written “too big to fit in the street” and people are complaining that the head has been shrunk down for the movie.
My auction featuring the region two French DVD release of Satoshi Kon’s Paprika was pulled the other day, apparently because the “rights holder” (in this case Sony) complained. Um, why? I purchased this legitimate release from a reputable online store, decided it wasn’t a keeper and put it up for sale on eBay. It is NOT a bootleg!
A few other U.S. sellers are selling this movie, including one who is selling the exact same edition as mine. Theirs are still up for sale.
Now if I’m infringing on Sony’s rights to sell this flick in the U.S., then why weren’t these other auctions pulled? And why wouldn’t I be allowed to resell it anyway? It’s only one copy so is it really worth making a fuss over?
Anyway, fuck you Sony, for being whiny-ass little bitches. I just wanted to make a few extra bucks for my upcoming vaction by unloading some movies I didn’t really need to keep. And fuck you again for not playing fair and only singling out my auction.
Buried here where no one will find me and call me out on my atrocious spelling.
Dear Fellow Internet Dwellers,
Just as I’m sure you’ve heard countless times that ‘loose’ and ‘lose’ are two seperate and distinctly different words, here is something else I’m sure will be yelled in your ear a few times.
Que is Spanish for ‘what’. Queue means to form a line. Cue is a signal to start something. Do not use ‘que’ when you mean queue or cue. Thanks.
