The boss came by my desk. “Paul, do you have a smart phone?” I told him no, as I am leaving the Kingdom in a couple of months.
“The Kingdom is requiring you to get a new app, you need a smart phone.”
“What kind of app?”
“It tell you if you have been near anyone who has tested positive.”
“You mean Grinder?”
“That is not funny.”
“Why do I need it?”
“You cannot go into any shop unless you show you are clean.”
“Sort of like the Mark of the Beast?”
“Go buy a phone.”
I bullshitted my way past the checkpoint at the mall and got a SR400 Google/Android phone. (A Samsung A12.) I had the kid at the shop pop in the sim and install the protective glass thing.
I fired it up. It asked me to log onto Google. I typed a couple of mistaken passwords. Then I typed the wright password (from my notebook). Then it sent a code to my alternative email. I typed in the secret code. It said, “Unfortunately, we cannot your email address belongs to you.” I changed my password.
I typed in the new password. Same shit. At some point, I typed in my alternative password and got some sort of message seeming to indicate that I can expect some sort of help from someone at some point. Or maybe not. I do not know.
This really upsets me. It really makes me feel stupid.
Then add to that the fact I am doing this so MBS can track me down like collared ibex.
I am not happy at all and I do not know what to do.
Grumble.