New breed of psychotic lab mice based on dysfunctional Canadians

I swear, this is literally true.

So their drugs aren’t good enough to import, but we’ll allow in their mentally unbalanced rodents?

Are you pondering what i’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we’ll never have any puppies.

I think so, Brain, but me and Pipply Longstocking? What would the children look like?

I think so brain, but why did Jimmy crack corn? I don’t care.

I think so Brain, but if Christina Agulera and Brittany Spears switched bodies, how would we know?

I think so, Brain, but this time, I’d like to wear the rubber boots.

I think so, Brain, but obviously one Celine Dion wasn’t enough.

I think so, Brain, but won’t High Voltage melt the lollypops?

I think so Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?

I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so…

I think so, Brain, but those stickers with Calvin peeing are just so tacky.

P: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a white polyester leisure suit in Regis Philbin’s size?

B: Foolish Pinky! Regis Philbin already owns a white polyester leisure suit. He owns hundreds of white polyester leisure suits!

P: OOOOH! How horrid!

B: YES! But we’ll soon put a stop to all that, once we Rule The World!

And I, for one, welcome our new mousey overlords.