Chickie boy has a new one out. I swear he’s losing it. I’m beginning to wonder if he’s even writing them himself anymore. He didn’t so much phone this one in as he sorta yelled it out the window and hoped somebody got it down.
Of course I am wondering how ol’ Charlie laid out in his backyard for two days apparently unconscious with two broken legs all because he has terminal cancer.
Oh c’mon…false advertising! when you said “worst on ever” I thought it would be the, y’know…best one. Up there with Death Cookie. I mean we’re talking about Chick so “worst” has a different meaning.
At the very least he could have had the father and son go to heaven and send the evil bitch wife to hell.
Confusing and unfocused. Why set up the elaborate story of the diamond and why they had to leave it uncut for generations, if the next sentence was to tell the neighbors to go ahead and spend it? Why even give it to the neighbors anyway? The mailman is the one who took the initiative to actually inquire about you.
And what was up with that “they’ll show all your sins on a movie screen in heaven” message at the end? Is that supposed to be extra incentive not to go to hell? Not only will you suffer for all eternity, but you’ll also be briefly embarrassed before you do.
Chick needs to get back to his roots, man. Like when he used to pick some “hip” aspect of popular culture and then relate it back to his whole bizarre god thing. Where are the Dungeons and Dragons, Black Panthers and Witchcraft references? Man, he has fallen.
According to this – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick – he was born in 1924, which would make him 80 now. I guess the hellfire-in-the-belly grows dim.
Someone needs to show him Everquest or World of Warcraft. I’m sure he could find all kinds of evil there, and it’s be a scream to see him imitate the lingo.
I hear God is converting the stories of our lives to DVD.
Now betenoir I get where you’re coming from. The best is the worst but the worst is the best. I see it the other way around. I mean stuff like “Death Cookie” is just gold. Chickie boy at his best. I sure hope he doesn’t get any worse than this one though. I don’t even see anything funny going on.
I hear ya Binarydrone! No witches, demons (Like the demons hovering around the gay guys. Man that was classic!), HAW! HAWS!. Not even a “Fang” hovering around in the background. C’mon Chickie boy, go back to your roots!
I’ll be honest, I didn’t read the whole thing. When the lawyer started going into his schtick, I stopped. Somebody needs to show Chick the South Park episode where they take on the Scientologists.