My big thing is that an eternal Hell is not in the Bible. An eternal Heaven is.
Dude, we’re talking about the son of the guy who created himself retroactively out of nothingness. Who also is the guy, somehow. It’s a whole thing, don’t ask.
Wtf is a “bad acne” camp???
Clara is pretty butch if you ask me.
Oh thank god. I was really worried that Chick was starting to lose it. Nope, this time we get men who you can tell are gay because they’re covered in KS lesions being lectured by a sanctimonious bitch who was fortunately forgiven by Jesus for her gang-rape. Hallelujah!
You should write the summaries for Chick comics, you definitely got a knack for it.
Maybe it’s like werewolves - you have to get bitten and survive.
Goes right along with the whole “unnatural acts turn you into an unnatural creature” theme, don’tcha know.
If that tomato flower had just prayed for forgiveness when the honeybee brought that nasty turnip pollen, its offspring would have been SAVED!!!