Holy shit! Is Jack saying that Santeria really works??? It’s payback time!
You must be new to the world of Chick, where everything works. Santeria, Satan worshiping, witchcraft - even the Harry Potter kind, Dungeons & Demons spells. You name it, it works.
Or Dragons. Whatever.
I know the feeling. I’ve tried it too.
In the black comic, is anyone else reminded of pug dogs when they look at the people’s faces? They are so wrinkled up all the time.
Only when they’re eeeevil. You’ll notice that mom, dad, James, the principal, and the cops are all fairly smooth-looking. Interestingly, so is the TV reporter, so I guess he’s an ethical, god-fearing kinda guy. I think the illustrator does that since, y’know, black people all sorta look alike and you need to be able to tell who will set you on the Right Path.
As I mentioned above, that illustrator, Fred Carter, IS BLACK!!!
It’s a weird belief, truth be told. If someone devotes their whole life to help their fellow man, but for some reason doesn’t believe the right words… well, tough luck! Children, apparently, will all go to hell, because they don’t believe the “right” way (unless one is convinced that a two-year old toddler who dies in an accident has “accepted Jesus as his Savior”).
On the other hand, it’s pathetically easy to get a last minute reprieve, provided one “accepts Jesus as his Savior”.
Really: What kind of society do Fundies expect to rise from this kind of belief?
Perhaps they should reread Matthew, chapter 25, including the part BEFORE folks get sent to lava lake.
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Most fundies I’ve known believe in some sort of shaky concept of “age of accountability” with all responsibility for sin falling on their parents or guardians. They sin, because they are sinners, but they are too young to really understand their actions and consequences, so there is no eternal damnation for grabbing someone’s quarter, postage stamp, or paperclip.
I say*** shaky***, because dissenters have no problem showing that this is not supported by the texts. It probably comes down to what one wants to find in the bible.
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Oddly enough it really works for them. That’s mostly because everything, even bad outcomes from pervasive fundie belief, are viewed through the lens of faith.
- Jack***
pussy that has a high field goal percentage; tell me more 
I am having trouble figuring out why the devil would make a deal with anyone in the first place, if he gets their soul anyway? Is he hoping that Denzel will suddenly decide to be honorable, and keep his part of the bargain? “Sorry Ma, but I made a promise. I can’t back out on a contract!” Is anyone else seeing the fundamental problem with this?
Yeah, I noticed that. The deal with the devil is phony, but it’s phony in Denzel’s favor. The Devil is the one getting ripped off.
First, he gives Denzel fame and fortune in return for something he already had–his soul. Then, Mama butts in, and despite his deal, he loses the soul anyway. He has no recourse. The Devil needs a better lawyer, which is surprising, being that he lives in Hell and all that.
You wouldn’t last long in the Inquisition! 
As detailed in the Malleus Maleficarum, the handbook used by all inquisitors, one of the first questions they would ask a suspected witch was, “Do you believe in the power of Satan and witchcraft?”. One might naturally think the safe answer was no.
One would be very wrong. It was rank heresy to deny the power of the Devil, you would be contradicting Holy Writ (There’s a witch in the Bible, the Witch of Endor, and Satan is shown many times in it to have great powers)). To the stake with you! Of course, answering yes didn’t help you much either, (“Interesting, so you believe in the power of witchcraft, eh?”) but then the whole trial was a farce anyway.
Did anyone else notice that making a zombie require you to blow booze up a rooster’s ass?
Jeez, the recipe I have just says to mix it with lemon juice and grenadine.
It’s not actually required, but would you pass the chance to blow a cock with booze? Of course not.
Well, yes, I see the problem. However, I tend to actually read what’s written, and I try to think things through. I don’t always succeed, but I do TRY.
Jack Chick’s target audience (the tract buyers, not the readers), however, firmly believes that if they repeat stuff that’s in the Bible, and if they believe hard enough, that this will be sufficient to accomplish a great many things. You can’t convince these folks with logic and reasoning. I read a quote somewhere that said something like “You can’t reason a man out of a position that he didn’t use reason to arrive at.” I’m sure I’m mangling it, but you get the idea.
The problem is, the good (heh) lawyers arent allowed in Hell