Odie:
I think you’ll find it remarkably like this…
It IS taking longer than I thought!
Welcome aboard, dragonlady. 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - WallyM7
:::HIJACK:::
Satan, does your smoke-free tote board update automatically or do you sit with a stop watch and compute your totals? And, BTW, when you earn your first 24hrs, will you use it now or save it for later?
:::END OF SITUATION:::
Welcome, Dragonlady! come to the party, strip down, oil up, grab a pillow, and have fun!
Er, Cinnamon or Peppermint? < says VB, shaking two bottles enticingly >
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Welcome to the board. I’d like to say you’ve “caught us at a bad time” but I’m afraid it’s like this all the time. Disagreements, name calling, law suit threats, bans, mass exoduses (exodi?), mud slinging, whining, sniveling, groveling, flirting…with an occasional zinger that’ll make you squirt out pop through your nose.
Ain’t it great??
Lisa, I must say I’m proud to be a part of this plan…
And VB…NEVER peppermint! I expect you to remember that for next time…<winking evilly>
Hi, dragonlady. Welcome aboard! Yes, I have to agree with all here, this is a loonie bin, but a very nice loonie bin!
<aside to dragonlady, VB is serious, hop over to my party thread and join in if you like> 
except for the felching <yechhhhhh, I hate to even type that word> nononononononono.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
dragonlady, just so you know:
Coldfire, Milo, Unclebeer, Mully, Swimmey, Shayna, aha, Bean, Uke and Eve are the most despised posters on this board.
I, on the other hand, am beloved by all, for my wit, clarity of thought, and fast internet connection.
Wally, you Putz! I say that with the greatest of affection and respect!
Ok DL, Cinnamon oil it is! (my favourite)
< VB pours a generous amount onto his hands and briskly rubs them together >
< brightly > Ok, hon, where do you want it first?
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Ya forgot me, ya moose fondling bastid.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
As soon as I hit submit, I gave myself a dope slap for posting an incomplete list.
And sure enough, two of the most hated klutzes show up to remind me of it.
There will be more.
Dragonlady? You wouldn’t happen to be the bride-to-be’s mother who’s been pissing me off these last couple of weeks? That’s what I’ve been calling her! Well, thanks a lot. Now I have to find her a new nickname. :mad:
Welcome aboard! This can be a bumpy ride sometimes. Bring your barf bag.
Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
Sigh.
Welcome to the board, dragonlady.
First lesson: Learn to say, loudly and clearly, “Keep your dang hands to yourself.” Once you’ve got that down, everything else should go pretty smoothly.
Catrandom
Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7
Welcome aboard dragonlady. Please be sure to leave your shoes at the door. We can tolerate most attitudes. Please do not send sexually explicit emails to the males on this board as that is my position. Do not excite Wally too much to begin with as he is still recovering from surgery.
It would be easier to give you a list of the sane people, it is much shorter, than to try to list the mentally impaired.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I have seen Morgan Fairchild Naked!
Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here.
Ed Zotti
Greenthings and Salivation’s dragonlady.
One hopes that you are welcome here, and not overly toasted (Though for dragons, asbestos underpants are simply uncomfortable and unnessisary.)
I also hope that you learn many odd, strange and wonderfull things while here, but I must tell you right now, nothing said here is truly embarassing, as anyone whom posts such is in reality a closet exhibitionist.
(Of course they air their laundry! Its 2000 and were all attention sluts! —The Lion in Winter, Modern Hollywood adaption.)
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Yee Haa!! :: Dancin’a jig here :: I finally made someone’s list, and of all people’s it was the Magnificent WallyM7’s! And in such illustrious company, too. Does this mean I’ve finally made it into the ranks at SD?
I’m gonna add that to my sig now! THANKS WALLY!! 
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - WallyM7
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
Did I mention that aha was completely to blame for the latest conflagration against Ed Zotti? Started the whole thing.
(And thanx for the mention, Wallace. Scare 'em away ASAP, I always say. Actually, I never said that ever before now, but anyway …)
“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi
Obligatory blanket response post:
Hi dragonlady, welcome, you sound like you’ll fit in just fine.
#1 advice: Do Not Feed The Trolls (DNFTT).
#2 Don’t be rude.
#3 Learn the UBB codes and use them correctly.
#4 Don’t steal bandwidth. (See ATMB).
#5 Flirt with me - I’m shy and need the attention.
Sealemon88 said:
Well, seeing as how Ed came up in the OP, I’ll take that bet. Oh wait, do you mean I have to wait the full 24 hrs? Nevermind.
Tatertot, Elenfair, shame on y’all for bringing up felching! (At least we don’t have to explain it again.)
dragonlady said:
Checking in.
WallyM7 said:
Checking in.
Told ya.