New Drinking Game: Slam One Down Every Time A Candidate Says The Word "Change"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I promise, you will be drunk out of your mind in less than five minutes.

OK, so Obama won Iowa due to his promise of “change”…a simple phrase and concept that, in all reality, doesn’t really mean much but shows an inclination to do things differently.

Well, what worked for Barack seems to be the motto for all the others. Last night, watching MSNBC interviews, Romney, Edwards, Clinton, Huckabee, McCain…every one of them used the word “change” more often than a panhandler standing in front of the subway.

In one short conversation, Mitt Romney used the word 8 times!

I think there is a new cottage industry we should all invest in - building bigger bandwagons for everybody to jump onto.

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Is anyone at all surprised that after the last eight years the winning slogan is “change?” Any serious political adviser that didn’t predict that should be out of a job.

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To be fair, most panhandlers usually say “mumble**mumblecuppacoffee?”.

Still, I think that anyone who plays this game and makes any effort to follow the primaries will destroy their liver before the end of the month.

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I got drunk just reading the thread title.

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…my insurance won’t cover drinking-game-alcohol-induced-comas that set off in 30 seconds. Also, I’m not that fast a drinker

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Uh, oh!

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You’d have to also be able to throw up every time they said “insider”.

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Does insurance cover treatment for Alcohol poisoning?

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I want someone to adopt “I can change” from South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut as their theme song.

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Maybe we can switch to “experience” and take 30 minutes longer to get polluted?

(Zebra, Zebra, Zebra…)

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Depends.

Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have. [/Hendrix]

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If they get a Saddam Hussein impersonator to dance to it I’m all for it :slight_smile:

also: gulp

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Did I say month? I meant hour.

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I predict, once elected, they’ll remain a sandy little butthole.