You put off something important to create a new thread on the SDMB, all the while whistling “Zip a dee doo dah” to yourself.
+25 points.
If you also do this while simultaneously eating crackers and viewing “Petite Sheena’s House of Internet Porn”, give yourself a bonus of 200 points.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
-80 points, retroactively, to anyone who uses this game to give a free plug to Petite Sheena’s House of Internet Porn.
You can’t remember the Groucho quote you were going to post: - gjha pts.
Using a non numerical point system: + knsm pts.
Contributing to this thread: priceless.
Making shameful use of a MasterCard commercial: -m pts.
-Dave
“Violence is the last refuge of the ignorant.”
-I. Asimov
You teach your old dog a new trick +10pts
This causes him to get so excited he relieves himself on the shoes of your boss who you have invited over for dinner -8pts
Your wife is a witch and with a tinka-tinka tink she makes him forget it ever happened +20pts.
you realize this is just like a lame supercuts commercial and stop your post…
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
-1000 points for having your boss walk in while you’re trying to find out what’s so special about Petite Sheena’s House of Internet Porn.
+1250 for convincing him it’s legitimate research relating to e-commerce and Enterprise Java Beans.
-2500 when he asks you to define “e-commerce”.
+3000 if you are able to retrieve an Enterprise Java Bean from Sheena’s Members Only Room of Really Fun Orifices.
Bil Keene shuts down your website.
-500 points
[comicbookguy]"Best. Thread. EVER.[/comicbookguy]
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
Bump up.
Zen points
You discover an incredibly rare, valuable Confederate Army butternut jacket from the Civil War at a garage sale: +125 points;
The Confederate is still in the jacket: -250 points.
Launcher may train without warning.
You play your stereo too loud near a Michigan policeman.
-20 points and lose 3 turns while you are forced to listen to Wayne Newton songs.
“No,” he replied, and smiled seraphically, as was his wont.
(Following along the lines of alphabetical points)
E=MC2 if you can define this and give a positive example you get N Cool points. If you can give a negative example then you can steal the number in the answer tf the equation from another player in cool points. 
HUGS!
Sqrl
Your 92 year old Grandfather comes out of the closet. +150 Cool points
He looks better as a woman. +25 cool points
He looks better than you in a dress (both for male and females). - 50 points
He even puts Miss America to shame and is voted Queem of the Universe. +800 Queer points, +50 Cool Points, -4000 real points for you, + 2500 points for him.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You gag and throw up thinking of your Grandfather in any kind of a sexual context. -200 points.
You post a link to the “Small Wonder” web site. +10 pts
Driving along the highway, you pass a casket factory, an elf playing chimes, and a pair of bikini models washing a car. You then wake up and realize you are a lonely, bitter man who needs to quit eating pizza before bed. -2500 points.
You make a shot from beyond the arc. +3 points
You have a sneaking suspicion that while typing this post, someone else has already posted -10 points
Your post is immediately followed by one from Phaedrus. Your point total will be determined shortly. I am still figuring it out, and when I have the time will post it accordingly. However, I am very busy but I will be sure to thouroughly explain it’s meaning in 6 1000 word posts that aren’t remotely related to the topic at hand.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
You hunt down Gilligan and tie his naked body to a post. You then set that post horizontally 1" above a pool of water filled with piranhas. Let gravity do the rest.
+1,000,000 points
After a long and exhaustive quest, wherein you have faced many perils, discovered many enchantments, and hung out with some fairly cool elves, you discover the third word that ends with “-gry”. +500 pts.
If you attempt to use it in a sentence, -750
You wonder why so many of the points are displaying as squares. -€ points, and a sharp kick to the rear end.
You deliberately include a strange character in the score +Þ points and a blow to the head.
You keep including acts of violence in the scores, -« points, and a large man in golf shoes stomps on your baby toe.
Eschew Obfuscation
you find a hilarious new site to share
+10 points
www.riceboypage.com
(In the spirit of www.mulletsgalore.com))
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
You engage in full-contact origami with the the next three posters. +30 points to all participants.
You say I’m blind, I say you’re hallucinating.