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I’ll play full contact ANYTHING with you, Bricker. And I will collect my 30 points in person, thank you. :smiley:

Pass Go and collect a googol of points if you’ve never posted a reply in ANY troll topic, ever.

(If this posts twice, I’m sorry. It wouldn’t post {&%^$ spinning hourglass}, so I stopped it, opened a new window and checked the topic to see if it went through or not. It hadn’t, so here I am trying again. Therefore, if this only shows up once, I get +1000 pts. If I double post, I’ll forfeit 2000 pts. :()

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

62

You beat Democritus to 1000 posts

+1000 points :smiley:

Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.

63

You find a bottle of something green in an alley. It tastes like butterscotch. +25 pts.

You blackout, then wake up on a ship heading towards Saudi Arabia. - 500 pts.

You befriend a camel and make your getaway. + 1500 pts.

The camel demands sexual favors. - 5000 pts.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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You meet a wonderful older lover. +500 points
The lover is older than you thought. -5 points.
The lover is a lot older than you thought.
-25 points
Your lover is actually a mummy. Time to dance with the living dead. -5000 points +500 cool points (mummies are cool) -500 for your sex appeal (necrophilia is gross)

HUGS!
Sqrl

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

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You’re wearing a red shirt. And there’s a Klingon pointing a phaser at you. -10 points.

(Sqrl, you are an evil genius)

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You tilt at windmills - +20 points

The windmills tilt back - -30 points

You realize it’s alot easier to tilt at pinball machines - 0 game points, but you get an extra ball

The extra ball drains, but you match - +21.3 points

You have free games left when they sound last call - -10 for each game left

You have a pinball machine at home - +50 (Plus 1000 if it’s Buckaroo)

67

I am an evil genius. +1 post + 2 Cool points. +50 eye flutters to the next poster.

HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. Thanks Zyada

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

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You beat Rysdad’s best score. +25 pts.

You get to put your initials for high score. +10 pts.

Someone accidentally unplugs the machine and erases all the names. -200 pts.

You switch to Zelda and can hum the music. +50

Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.

69

Double bonus points for a double post.

1000 points for the 69th post to this thread.

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Double bonus points for a double post.

1000 points for the 69th post to this thread.

71

You find a glowing magic sword with “+1” inscribed on the side +25 pts

You trade it in for some Ruffles, the kind with that BBQ flavor. Mmmmmm + 27

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

72

While trying to play Zelda with one hand and eat an ice cream cone with the other, a large chunnk of ice cream falls on your shirt. -75 points.

The stain looks a lot like an image of Jesus Christ. You get +1000 points for every person who comes to worship your shirt.

73

The quality of mercy is not strained. -10 points and a free lobotomy to the first ten callers!

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

74

You find your car boxed in by a rich business guy. -10 points

You flirt with the construction workers across the street, and get them to physically remove your car safety from the spot. +50 points.

The rich business man witnesses this, and thinks his car is in danger. +20 points.

But then you realise you’re stuck in the never-ending, self-perpetuating world of a Mentos commerical. -1000 points, and a trip to the place with the nice men in the white coats.

75

You achieved the Killer Combo. Ignore one post.

HUGS!
Sqrl

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

76

A spoilsport comes along and invokes Godwin’s law just to see if it’ll end the game.

NAZIS!

77

Killer Combo #2. +20 Video game points. ONly successful if it is pulled off every other post. If not. Then -45 Cool points for being a video game LOSER!

HUGS!
Sqrl

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

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Your special fascination with homosexuality reveals your true nature - go dress up like Marilyn Monroe.

Pat Buchanan is my personal hero - go to the “Bizzarro SDMB” thread.

o/~ Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee moon hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that’s amooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! o/~ - go to the nearest piano bar

Ask the Gay Guy!

79

Finishing move on the killer combo. +50 if it there is one post between this one and the previous post in the killer combo vein. -1000 and -500 cool points if it is not successful.

DAT VOMIT was from what video game? +1,000,000 points if you can answer this.

Let’s keep this thread going and try to get 1000 posts.

HUGS!
Sqrl

SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure

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  • 50 points for giving SqrlCub a run for his money…