you realize that “realise” is spelled with a “z”
-10 points
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
You beat Captain Kirk at Fizbin. +25
He beams you into a wall. -250
Imbibo, ergo sum.
You shoot everyone with over a million points with your point neutralizer spray. No Points
You kiss dcnewsman but don’t share the cheesecake. +50 greed points
HUGS!
Sqrl
You realise that spelling is relative + eleventy-two points.
You realize that spelling is essential for communication - thirty-twelve points.
Contributing to help make Sqrl’s dreams come true + a butt load of points.
Having to clarify which dreams those are - a shit load of points.
-Dave
“Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
-Albert Einstein
You see Elvis at your local Kwik-I-Mart -15 pts.
Unless it’s Youthful Elvis before he got all fat and polyester +50 pts.
Standing next to him is Andy Kaufman +30 pts.
But he’s dressed like Tony Clifton -18 pts.
You leave the Kwik-I-Mart in horror and realize you forgot to steal the Tampax -70 pts.
You reenter and see Cecil Adams +5000 Golden Immortality pts.
But he’s dressed like Ed Zotti - forfeit half your points to SwimmingRiddles
Then you realize it’s not Cecil Adams at all, but Phaedrus - you spontaneously combust
You manage to ignite Phaedrus before expiring - no points, 'cause you’re dead, but the SDMB elevates you to sainthood
You get a whole bunch of points for doing nothing! Yonks! + 10 Karma points
You wonder if Tom Green is faking this whole “cancer thing” for publicity. -50 karma points
You donate money to Tom Green’s Nut Cancer Fund. +20 karma points.
You donate money to TMR’s Buy Me A New Car Fund. More karma points than you can shake a stick at.
Your karma runs over your dogma. +10 karma points, -10 dogma points.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Great minds think alike in other forums. Example: Trout Mask Replica and I simul-posted on the Funny Sequential thread thread (duplication intentional) “Some help with LBMB
Axe weilding madman on the loose again”
+50 cloning points (warning when you reach two hundred cloning points your head explodes, but it isn’t a problem because by that time you have 200 clones.)
HUGS!
Sqrl
You simulpost with yourself +150 points.
You search out Phaedrus to collect your $10,000.00 +150 points, You get $10,000 in monopoly money -250 points
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Not quite alike. I like women. 
You sit and count the number of times Captain Beefheart uses the word ‘bulbous’. +10 boredom points.
TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.
The next poster finds a ring of queer sensibility. Double your current fashion points. If you have none you are granted 250 (assuming you are gay) +50 (if you are straight).
HUGS!
Sqrl
You manage to NOT flame the admin for kicking Melin.
Gain + 10 points
You boldly decide to ignore grammer when you post the redunant “gain +10 points.” +5 points for boldy ignoring something, -15 points for bad grammer on the SDMB.
You take fashion lessons from your Favorite Gay Guy +10 points.
He says you’re hopeless. -5 points.
trisha
You buy a new pair of shoes and get your hair done just to prove him wrong - +25 points
You just thought he was wrong; turns out he was right - -50 points
You have managed to have patience with all the asshole customers you had to deal with all day. 25 points
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
You already know your fashionably hopeless and skip the fashion lessons and buy a new pair of shoes. 5 points
Your kid, who is 8 thinks they are the coolest shoes ever. 50 points
You buy your nephews a box of Pokemon cards for Christmas: - 50 points
Your sister hates you for doing it: + 50 points
Your nephews go wild and think you’re the coolest uncle ever: + 100 points
The box has the rarest card in it, thus completing their set: + 1000 points
You realize if you’d kept the box you’d have been able to get back 3 times what you paid for it: - 0 points, because you’re the coolest uncle ever
(Aside: I noticed the sample cards from the original game were much more surreal, and not all had points associated with them. Then again, I really didn’t understand the point of the game anyway, but I am enjoying this here…)
+5000 points for constantly taking this back to the top for Sqrl. Even though you don’t really understand it +500 more.
trisha