You get half-stoned by the Gorgon.
+10 pts.
You get fully stoned by her.
+80 pts.
You realize that elephants really DO have 4 knees.
-15 pts.
76 trombones lead the big parade: +15 points
Over a thousand reeds spring up like weeds: break out the Flit
“Quick, Henry!”
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
You realize this game is more fun if people follow the rules of what the cards say. +1 Eureeka point.
You still refuse to follow the rules. +H creative anarchy points and the next player has to post twice.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You post, keeping Sqrl’s hope alive = +40 points
You post again, just 'cause Sqrl told you two two posts up = +40 more points
You encounter the damn flood control while doing it and damn Sqrl to a lifetime of bad hair = - 1000 points
Sqrl is not afraid to be bald (had a shaved head at one time) or have bad hair (had a sponge head, two different mohawks one of which was over 18" long…it took forever to stand up, hair down to the middle of my ass, spraypainted hair to keep up the mohawk, dread locks, corn silk rows, hair that looked like a giant dandelion, hair style of all different lengths, hair shaved in almost every direction, etc.). I have done almost everything to my hair. +50 fashion points. +1,000,000 fashion points if by having bad hair it become trendy.
Next poster must start a new thread and entitle, Play the New Game in MPSIMS.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Remind Sqrl we haven’t reached 1,000 posts here yet, so another thread would defeat the purpose of this one = +a million NEENER points.
Esprix
Killer combo. One post between this one and last by same user. +I cool points.
I wanted the Small Wonder thread brought back to the top to actually get this thread more interactive than just collecting points kind of like a scavenger hunt. -1,000,000 points for Esprix for not following the spirit of the game. 
HUGS!
Sqrl
gain 180,000 points for laughing so hard at this thread that you disturb all the computer geeks in the netcafe playing their silly little cd-rom game
lose 87 points and all your self-righteous poise when you remember youre so much of a computer geek that all the netcafe employees know you by name
Posters threaten your life in your 3MM thread…-57 composure points.
Reach page 3 in 3MM thread…+63 no-life points
Your mom answers all 3 qualifying questions for WWTBAM correctly…Collect congratulations and gain 100 “Receive Congratulations For Event You Had Nothing To Do With” points
Draw your ego, a quark, and the distance from here to the most distant star on a postit note - to scale. +1 pt
I think we should climb the mountain…
“Why?” you ask.
Well, what else is there to do?
Climb the mountain, 31 points.
Stay on the beach and sharpen a stick at both ends: 1,666 points.
Put the book down and play hearts with SwimmingRiddles, techchick, and Wally: priceless.
Some things you can get points for, for everything else, there’s fantasyland.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
And
“This site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack!”
You once again bump this topic. + 50 points
- 1000 points to everyone if anyone other than Sqrl posts next.
You gleefully steal the 1000 points that were so promisingly headed for another poster. No points since I am staying within the rules.
You just ordered a unicycle (I really did) and await in Rocky Horroresque antici…pation until it arrives. -50 points because I want it now.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You gleefully steal the 1000 points that were so promisingly headed for another poster. No points since I am staying within the rules.
You just ordered a unicycle (I really did) and await in Rocky Horroresque antici…pation until it arrives. -50 points because I want it now.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You gleefully steal the 1000 points that were so promisingly headed for another poster. No points since I am staying within the rules.
You just ordered a unicycle (I really did) and await in Rocky Horroresque antici…pation until it arrives. -50 points because I want it now.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You gleefully steal the 1000 points that were so promisingly headed for another poster. No points since I am staying within the rules.
You just ordered a unicycle (I really did) and await in Rocky Horroresque antici…pation until it arrives. -50 points because I want it now.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You gleefully steal the 1000 points that were so promisingly headed for another poster. No points since I am staying within the rules.
You just ordered a unicycle (I really did) and await in Rocky Horroresque antici…pation until it arrives. -50 points because I want it now.
HUGS!
Sqrl
You walk away in shame as you realize that your post went through multiple times. And you thought it was a server problem.
Sqrl 