:smack:
!!
Hey look! I’m wearing my badges!
Badges? I NEED stinkin’ badges!!! 
:dubious: t!
:smack:
torie!
Nice sig!
Way to bump yourself up in the pecking order! 
Have a peeled grape and a backrub.
Hal!
: clap, clap :
Get on it! 
Yeaaah…well, ya see…that’s where the whole “harem member” thing kinda falls apart for me. kitten sees me peeling grapes and doing backrubs for other women, well…let’s just say that I don’t want to be in the same hemisphere of that scene. 
Well if there’s a backrub going for free, I’m always willing to lend a hand. 
And don’t it feel good when someone use your post as a sig line. Love ya torie!!!
:dubious: Some harem boy you turned out to be.
Fine, you rub kitten, kitten’ll rub you, tick will rub everybody else (apparently
).
Yeah, that’ll work. 
Are you first harmy? Well I have to warn I do use, um, other substances instead of massage oil but it does say:
Oooohhhh, please!
I gotta work all day today, so I could really use it!
My upstairs neighbor boys were apparently using each other as bowling balls all last night, cause they was loud and now I’m sleepy.
8 hours, 23 minutes and counting. 
: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :
:o <–he’s sleepy smiley today. 
OK, put your back against the monitor…
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB
rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
RUUUUUB RUUUUUB RUUUUUB RUUUUUB
Any better?
Heehee! 
Boy, if only you could see the weird position I’d have to get into to do that one! 
Careful, we have come to expect photos on this thread 
I don’t know if I could PhotoMax that one. :o
torie, I also meant to give you props on getting the capitalization right: Member of the harmless harem. 
Of course it’s from the days as a submissive, but I just can’t bring myself to capitalize it even though now I guess I’m considered a Mistress. 
I must admit I never thought I would see harmless and submissive in the same sentence. Whoever you are seeing now, (you’re married, aren’t you?) I both offer undying pity for and undying jealousy towards. 
walks in, twists toe in the sand
Hey guys, need another?
Well, it is getting pretty full… And I’ve got to draw the line somewhere…
I’m gonna have to say…In!
TellMeI’mNotCrazy: She’s got that knack, that spark, that level of insanity in her name that makes her a true Brat
Ok, that’s it. The only new Brats will now come by personal invitation.
::draws line::
AUDITIONS OFFICIALLY CLOSED
Hey! What about me?!?
Oh, wait… :: checks sig ::
Never mind. :o
I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
(thanks for putting it so succintly, Groucho)
Gee, usually it’s people pitying me. 
So when’s the after party?
It will come in time. But you will need to prepare. I’ll make a list.