As anyone will tell you who knows me, I’m as massive a MacGeek as walks the earth – it is, after all, how I make my living, fixing the goddamned things. I will say, though, that when I first saw the commercial for George’s new grill:
-
My first thought was to wonder where the screen was;
-
My second thought was to feel like an idiot when I realized it wasn’t a new Apple computer;
-
My third thought was that this five-candy-color shit has GONE TOO FAR.
-
My fourth thought was to be thankful that George hadn’t released grills in Flower Power and Dalmatian-spotted versions.
