Hello, all, I’m CS, and a long-time lurker (from Reader print columns in the late 90’s onward). I have always enjoyed reading the (sometimes spirited) discussion on the board. I like extrapolating personalities out of disparate posts, and feel like I know half of you by now. It’s nice to see my name with that “Charter Member” byline.
A few random questions:
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[li]Volvos…are they still good cars post-Ford acquisition?[/li][li]Are there ever Chi-area Dopefests?[/li][/ul]
That’s all. Thanks in advance for the inclusion and witty repartee!
Ready and waiting. I’ve got the goat and calamari all ready… Cemetary Savior, welcome to the boards! smooch Just sit right down here and relax… everything will be juuuust fine…
Welcome to our playground. Since you’ve been lurking, you know that my affections are easily bought with offerings of chocolates. And if you don’t want my affections, fine. Be like that. It’s a free country.
I’t kinda depressing…CS has been a “Charter Member” for less than a month and already almost has more posts than me. It sucks to be under-educated and non-creative. Oh yeah, I almost forgot…
Welcome to the First Class Lounge, Cemetery Savior, I hope you enjoy your stay.
Sorry about having to put that in a spoiler…don’t want people to think that I’m too social.
The Roto-Rooter Machine has been filled full of cooking oil. But now, we use Canola Oil. Very healthy, we are.
Cemetery Savior, are you fond of Canola Oil?
If the answer is “no” don’t worry, we’ll take care of that.
Cemetery Savior, are you fond of goats? Very, very, very fond of goats?
If the answer is “no” don’t worry, we’ll take care of that.
Cemetery Savior, before we begin the Initiation Rites, are you allergic to garlic? Holy Water?
If the answer is “no” don’t worry, we’ll take care of that.
Cemetery Savior, are you shy?
If the answer is “no” don’t worry, we’ll take care of that.
I have this rather odd picture in my mind (such as it is). Let’s see if I have the “procedure” correct.
I put on a shower cap. I get coated in canola (healthy!) oil, and stuffed into a goat while wearing strategically-placed calamari?
Shy? Not very, but I would at least like to be introduced to the goat. And the calamari, for that matter.
As long as there’s no (shudder) pudding involved. It would remind me of “The State” (sketch comedy-thing) where they were forever trying to “get that butt in the pudding…$170 worht of pudding”.
That was a freaking great sketch, how could I forget that one.
Now, back to pressing matters… you have the whole goat thing a little backwards my friend, but you are in the right ballpark. You’ll just wish the goat was the one with the canola oil on.
I’ve got the goat and calamari all ready…