New Indiana Jones Movie Titles

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#1

My boyfriend and I were goofing around a bit the other night and amusing ourselves with titles for the pending fourth Indiana Jones movie. Considering the advancing age of our Doctor Jones and his father Henry, we came up with a few good ones. Amongst them were the following:

           Indiana Jones and the Last Depends
           Raiders of the Lost Gerital
           Indiana Jones and the Last Early Bird Dinner Special

 We thought that the witty movie fans on SDMB would come up with more and better so here is our chance to ask. What would you name the upcoming Indiana Jones 4 movie?
#2

Indiana Jones and the Last Sequel

I thought I’d heard that the movie was actually going to be called Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Atlantis. Don’t know how true this is.

#3

Indiana Jones and the Colostomy Bag of Trepidation

#4

Harrison Ford himself has joked about this, saying it should be called Indiana Jones and the Comfortable Chair.

I have heard they won’t be in denial about Ford’s age; the next movie will be set in the 50s, when Indiana would be about Ford’s age.

#5

Indiana Jones and Broken Hip

Harrison ford to play Indy Jones again
#6

Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth

Whereupon, Harrison Ford is replaced at the end of the movie by Johnny Depp as the new, rejuvenated I.J. Of course, that would lead to the next movie…

Indiana Jones and the Pirates’ Curse.

#7

Raiders of the Lost Dentures

Indiana Jones and the Medicare Forms of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Last (and we really mean it this time!) Crusade

I told supervenusfreak I thought there’d been a thread about this before, but I couldn’t find it in search, so either there wasn’t or it vanished in the Winter of Our Lost Content…

#8

Indiana Jones and the Satisfiying Bowel Movement

#9

Indiana Jones and the Search for Viagra

#10

Indiana Jones and the Left Turning Signal of Doom

I. J. and the Search for the Gas Pedal

I. J. and These Kids Today with their Fast Cars and Loud Music and in my day we didn’t have laser-sighted guns and other fancy-schmancy weapons, had to shoot the bad guys with regular pistols and when we didn’t have pistols we had to tie them up with our whips and back then we had Nazis, non of these mamby-pamby commies, you kids think are so scary nowadays…

#11

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Sugar Daddy

#12

Indiana Jones and the McCarthy Hearings

Indiana Jones Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up

Indiana Jones and the Senior Discount

Indiana Jones Becomes a Walmart Greeter

Indiana Jones and the Hooligans Who Egg His House on Halloween

Indiana Jones and His Enlarged Prostate

#13

Indiana Jones and the Joneses of Indiana

#14

Indiana Jones and the Grecian Formula

#15

It’s still around.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124045

#16

Indiana Jones and the Bingo Hall of Death

Indiana Jones and the Last Coffee Coupon

#17

Indiana Jones and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Indiana Jones and the Chamber of Secrets

Indiana Jones and the Prisoner of Azbakan

Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Fire

Indiana Jones and the Order of the Phoenix

#18

<added to my previous post>…or my Searching skillz are the suXX0r…

#19

Indiana Jones and the The Search for more Cash

#20

Raiders of River Phoenix’s Tomb.

Cheers,

quasar