Hello new forum internet family lovers! This is my first post on this board and I’m hoping to have a long and productive relationship with you fine young proactive gentlemen and butch manly women! I do have a love for literature, movies, and especially music, and after being told about this board by a friend, I couldn’t refuse. So, you’ll be seeing some of me around here nowadays… Hope we have fun.
Welcome. But to be honest, you’re not really a member until you’ve . . . umm. . . “met” the goat at a Dopefest. Don’t worry. The scars eventualy heal. Mostly.
DaLovin’ Dj
What’s with that “butch manly women” crack? Why, I oughta kick yer ass! Nevermind, I don’t want to mess up my manicure. Or my combat boots. 
Welcome, dalovindj is jjust pulling your leg
…the scars never never heal properly.
He’s correct. Not only do they not heal, you feel unparalleled pain when you are within 10ft of a goat. But hey, at least you become a true member.
Oh yeah, welcome.
Welcome aboard!
Technically, this is supposed to be in MPSIMS, but we look forward to lively discussions on The Princess Bride, LOTR, Star Wars vs Star Trek (Trek is better ;)), Simpsons, etc…
Oh, and I’m not butch. I have been known to check my car’s oil though.
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Can we call you AJ for short?
And if you want a productive relationship here, well, that’d be a First for round these parts, I think… 
Welcome aboard… somehow, your name puts me in mind of cereal and a kid I know who keeps calling me a mister. Great imagery there. 
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