Jeffery, how do you feel about declawing cats?
Jefferey is too busy off in bars ordering milk to come back. 
Ketchup or mustard on hot dogs?
Corn on the cob - around or across?
Spring break just started somewhere. He’ll be gone about as fast as the melting snow in no time.
He could be in Australia. There, they have spring break in the fall!
We are such a cynical bunch. Good work.