That’s called a ‘barrel’? I thought it was more… osculatory… in anture.
shudder
Oh, a woise guy! nyuck-nyuck-ny - huh?
Oh, right!
HAWKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:: still looking over the blueprints ::
Hmmm…ok, I think I see now…I didn’t commission that particular secret passage, but it’s a mirror of another one I did commission. It looks like this one was built in error. Eh, no matter.
So let’s see…if they keep running down that corridor (in a Stooge-like manner), they should wind up in…uh oh.
Ummmm, guys? I’d backtrack if I were you. I’m going to assume you’ve never seen a Genetic Engineering Lab Reject Room, and believe you me, you don’t want to.
::comes out of door ::
Eh? Don’t go where, again?
You guys took too long, so I went ahead without you. Sorry. Anyways, there’s some, um… weird stuff back there. No tentacles, though, 'cept this one. :: pokes tentacle on floor ::
Oh, Hal? I think someone else has moved in here. Or did you put these stairs here?
Geez Hal, is there anywhere in this place that isn’t creepy, dangerous, or filled with robomutants or rejects??? :dubious:
I’m all for finding a shower…my hair is rather sticky from that mess in the village… 
And that’s why I shave my head… Although it might not be such a good idea for someone in your postition
So we’ve got clowns to the left of us, and jokers to the right [sub]here I am, stuck in the middle with you, yeah[/sub]
Er, I mean we have a Genetic Engineering Reject Lab in front of us, and a giant GRONKing Squck behind us. Which one do we dare face?
GRONK!
:eek: Sounds like we’d better decide quickly.
And I’m still running around with nothing but a towel on! Can we back up and get some frickin’ gear for me?
You that might be a good idea. Might being the operational word. It might be a good idea, if not the massive thing behind us going–
GRONK!
Yeah, so let’s try our luck with th lab, eh?
I was afraid someone would say that
Ya know, it’s times like this…when you folks have to decide between facing a very pissed off squck, and facing a room filled with even I don’t know what (hmmm…wonder if the failed Squckidiles ever managed to mate with the failed Great White Giranacondas)…that I’m very glad for my Evil Overlord Chamber of Evil.
Evil Overlord Chamber of Evil?
:: ducks inside and pulls Atheist Princess in with him, closing the door behind ::
[sub]let it never be said that I failed to rescue a pretty lady[/sub]
Damn you and your unexpected escapes Hal! Why don’t you make a stand and fight! You, sir ar nothing but a coward! Onward, men, and do not fear, for we shall prevail!
Why thankyou :
:
and a royal one at that…
I sure am glad I didn’t introduce myself and just jumped in the pool! Canola oil?
Yes, Ola can, if she has a lube gun!
Sorry.
:: wanders in, with pizza ::
Oh. I’ve missed another one.
Oh, well.
:: wanders off, leaving pizza ::
P-P-P-PIZZA?!?!
Hal, looks like we have a couple more newbies for your new Initiator 9000sup[/sup].
Nah, I’ve had my initiation already, thanks.