Whirling blades, eh? Sounds fun. Oh, robot. Well, nothing’s perfect.
Duff_Man…please make your way to the initiation complex 
Thanks, AP. I was just going to make the announcement.
:: heads off to start preparations ::
Ooops. Had the ‘reply’ button down when I made that link. Here’s a proper link.
No no no. I gave our beloved Princess a few suggestions as to evil DVDs. You’ll be watching … pause for dramatic effect … wait for it … wait for it … Manos: The Hands of Fate! Muhahahahahaha!!
Well… this thread has gotten rather long now… and I don’t really like watching most movies… hum…
I’ll be in the other thread, now. With the pizza.
~leaves~
: emerges from a dark corner :
Heh…heheheh…hee!
Everyone’s gone!
The thread is mine… It’s completely mine now!
: struts around examining her domain :
I wonder if Stanley Steamers knows how to get the squacks out…
: sets up shop :
Manos: The Hands of Fate it is then 
But I believe he pizza shall stay here. And who’s taking over this tread aye? I have the keys. I am the Lady of this Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil…
Well until Hal gets back anyway
<yoink!> 
However, all further torture and other evilness will be put on hold while we all gather around and watch Manos.
Oh, waitaminute…
Moviesign! AAAAHHHHHH!
: is completely lost…and therefore knows all is back to normal :
What’s a Manos? Is that anything like a Mentos? Cause I don’t care for them…
Manos: The Hands Of Fate is a movie. A very, very bad movie, and I’m leaving out roughly 400 more "bad"s. To simply call it a “bad movie” is like saying Hitler was a “bad person”. To put it into perspective, four of the filmmakers ended up killing themselves. Edward D. Wood Jr. was Martin fricking Scorsese compared to these guys. I know of no one who saw the original version and lived to tell.
However, you can enjoy the hell out of it if, and only if, you watch the MST3K version. That’s what we’ll be doing in here.
:: lights flash, alarm sounds, six hallway doors leading to the theater open up ::
Sorry, I was a little early with my line, before…
What, no “short?” Or Invention Exchange?
But which one contains the tiger?
Nonono…they’re all in a row.
Well, if there’s no tiger, I don’t see the point.
<sigh>…fine! I’ll place an order for a tiger, then…sheesh!
Of course, you do realize that I’ll then have another species’ DNA to play around with, right? Here come the squigers!
I’ll pit my tirrels against your squigers any ol’ day.
Who is going to get them out of the trees?