mmmm… total inebriation…
Is it safe to climb down out of this tree?
Of course!
“Safe” being a [SIZE=1]very relative term 'round these parts, mind you.[/SIZE]
Tree? There aren’t any trees around here…
uh oh
Silly trees. Growth hormones are for kids!
Wait, what? I think there might be something in this p-pollen thaas makin me kinda… kinda whoshy…
:: slaps self ::
Gah! Snap out of it! Okay, plants! It’s time to pat the piper. His fee: painful death!
Sounds like I’m out of the plot.
Whimper…
Ooh! Is that like “Pat the Bunny?”
And Snakescatlady: What plot? 
When suddenly…
:: A delivery guy runs in, dressed in his Netherworld Parcel Service uniform, carrying a large box emanating unearthly sounds ::
“Snakescatlady? Is there a Snakescatlady here? Ahhh, very good…here ya go. No, no need to sign for it. Gotta go!”
:: He quick zips out of the complex ::
Well…that was certainly unexpected.
:: Sunspace stares at the box ::
Um… is it supposed to be attracting all those metallic objects? Especially the non-magnetic ones?
Don’t look at me! I didn’t order it!
Ah! My axe! Get back here, you…I hope this doesn’t end up like that time I had to fight the evil wizard. I ended up having to beat him to death with a tree.
:eek
Let me guess…a hackberry tree? I bet you made that wizard your beech.
Boo!
Boooooo!
: finds a nice rotten tomato and flings it Rufus’ way :
Ye fail to entertain me, Jester.
Do us a dance…something with a bump & maybe a bit of grind.
Yes, that sounds good. 
Nah, I’m plum tuckered! Why don’t yew dance and I’ll just sit here and check out your ash.
: tumps some ash off her ciggy :
How’s that? Hot enough for ya?
I bet you’re quite poplar with the guys.
Especially the chestnuts.
Ugh! These tree puns are fir the birds! And though you ma-ple my leg, I’ll try to be larch-hearted and let these pass. So do, (cy)press on!
Ow! Quit!