:: Fighting off frenzied robo-goat ::
Gods damn-it, just die!
:: slash, crach, bash ::
Ha! Got yer leg robo-goat! Whatcha gonna do now? Oh… I see that Hal installed a fifth leg… Oh, my God, thats…! RUUUUUUN!
What in the holy name of Cthulhu is going on in here?
I came by to welcome a newbie, and I can’t even find her.
What in the heck did you guys do?
What is that…
Get away…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT
IT’S
LEG!!!
hey, wait a minute…
:: looks at **Hal ** with renewed interest ::
O.K. who gave the Robo-Goat Levitra? Anaamika, you’d better watch out. Hal, Regallag, Sunspace, somebody save the girls.
You know, despite my sheer and blind panic, I can see this as an upcoming Fox special: When Robot-Mutant Initiation Mascots Attack!
hacks at 5th leg with +3 Vorpal
Aw, shit! I think it’s getting bigger - and now it’s walking with a limp!
I’m pretty sure it’s **Hal ** who gave the thing Levitra, so I doubt he’s going to save us. He’s probably in his Evil Overlord Observation Room laughing maniacally.
runs up to Hal’s observation room, aims bow at the back of his head
Remote! Now! Or I shoot and you get infatuated with your RoboSquckGoat monster!
Wow! That is a beautifully twisted mind… no wonder you’re so good at these initiation threads!
I hope you’re never let loose on me… much.
Thanks, darling. For you, a special love potion–like you’d ever need it. 
back to Hal Hand over the remote!
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How the hell did all these people get into the Evil Overlord Observation Room Of Evil?? Those doors are triple-locked with biometric security measures?? Sneaky ones, aint’cha?
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No, that was not a leg. It’s a flamethrower.
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Remote? No problem…here ya go. However, I did add fingerprint identification to it. Good luck getting it to work.
unshackles Hal and hauls him up Luck, my darling, has nothing whatsoever to do with it…
drags him along corridor towards RoboGoat, keeping arrow aimed
Now, me, I vote that we operate the remote with Hal’s fingers, sure. No-one said they had to still be attached to him, right?
And I must say, that’s one funky place to put a flamethrower!
Oh, we couldn’t be that cruel to Hal, really. And I think Anaamika’s already got something for him… winks at Daithi over Hal’s back
ducks a jet of flame from the RoboGoat’s… flamethrower
Hey! Plumps when you cook him!
Sorry.
I, myself would have put a flamethrower there, just to confuse my opponents.
:: Clash! Bang! Smash! ::
However, now I just need to keep it from flamethrowering me. Have at you!
:: Smash! Boom! Pow! ::
Allright…enough of this!
:: keys in command on other remote ::
:: RoboSquck turns from the battle now raging between the Squck and the RoboGoat – there is a flash of metallic tentacles, and Daithi finds himself dangling by his ankle, 30’ in the air. Kythereia is hanging by the seat of her pants, while her precious bow and arrow set wind up in Hal’s hands ::
Well, well, well…doesn’t this make for an interesting development?
RoboSquck? You may deposit these two back in the Vale. ::keys in command ::
I’ll be in my quintuple-locked, heavily guarded, absolutely impenetrable lab adding a new feature to the next version of the RoboGoat. With these arrows, people will be begging to be initated! :: manical, evil laugh ::
scream of rage, hurls herself at RoboSquck Give those back right now or you will never have sex ever again! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Hmmm…good point.
:: puts a few arrows aside for Mrs. Briston :: 
Help me! to other Dopers, frantically fighting to get free of the RoboSquck as it lurches towards the Vale Please! Hot naked men and women for everyone, I promise!
And if anyone helps me, I promise… er… uh… I promise…
Hmmm…
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
damn!