Trumpe l’oeil - to deceive the voter
Alere Flimflam Veritatis - Encouraging the Corruption of Truth
Debdusdallas, perpetuitous.
Once you start looking at pornography it is hard to stop.
Carpe Carp - Seize the fish
In Hoc Senor Wences - talk to the hand
Per aspirin ad astra
“Dealing with big stars is a headache.”
naturalia non sunt turnips - turnips aren’t natural
Amor Vincent Omnia.
“ALL the ladies love Vinny Barbarino.”
Tempus Fuji.
“Fuji makes great watches.”
Veni, Vidi, Veni = I came, I saw, I came again.
Veni, Vidi, Venti = I came, I saw, I ordered a Starbucks coffee.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro = I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni, Vidi, Volvo = I came, I saw, I drove home.
Veni, Vidi, Vinny = I came, I saw, I was given an offer I couldn’t refuse.
*Hic manischewitz optime *- this wine is good for hearty burps
amo, amas, amateur - leave the porn videos to the pros
Et dissipentur inimice ejus, et fugiant a facie fartus - Disband its enemies and have them flee from his farts
Psyche seekus amour
Sex therapist seeks love.
Tabula rasta - I draw a blank when it comes to Bob Marley.
Lex non se curat de Mini-Me
The cops can’t touch Verne Troyer.
Varmint fugiens et denuo dagnabit - He who fights and runs away makes Yosemite Sam angry
e pluribelle unum - Having Children Everywhere
Ut sint vobis in stercore autem nostra est panis et butyrum.
It may be shit to you, but it’s our bread and butter.*
- The Urban Dictionary lists it as a phrase used by plumbers. I knew it long ago as something that every sewage treatment plant operator eventually says to family and friends.
Oh, and it’s a google translation, so it may need work.
Oderant dum metuant: I don’t care if they hate me, they stink!
Sapere Audi: I know that car!
DEC Pluribus impar: They used to make OK hardware.
Stella quarta decimate: Stella isn’t very good at arcade games. (This dates from when there were video arcades in New England.)
Ubi Panera ibi patria: Where there are upscale fast-food chains, there’s my country.