New philosophical phrases

Quod in civitas magna–That’s life in the big city.

Redditus est similis tui ferias agunt vivet–You gotta live like you’re on vacation.

Signifcus lackus rhythmin compulsicus

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.

Sit tabby terra leaveis - Sit here and shit on the ground you stupid cat

Mi casa Sue’s casa - I lost the house in the divorce.

Caveat Emperor - Beware of the Donald

Potius sero kumquat numkumquat - Better kumquats than no kumquats.

Quod licet Yogi non licet Jovi.
Yogi Berra could say brilliant stuff that would sound ridiculous coming from anyone else- even a god.

Que Sara, Sara = Oh crap it’s that horrible Starship song again!

Domo oregano, Mr. Roboto - automated chefs should not be allowed to season the sauce

Sic transit gloria steinum - Gloria Steinem passes wind