Thanks for the welcome, ladies and gents!
Cat Whisperer: All the news about monkey attacks has made me afraid of monkeys.
Musicat: Of course I meant “lowbrow” and highbrow." 
Is it soup yet?
(chips) Ahoy, Matey!
Sorry…that’s the best food-related welcome I could come up with on short notice.
-D/a
i missed out on the thanksgiving threads. but since it was just my girlfriend and i, i decided i’d rather have a roast duck.
can i post a picture?
I’d hate for you to think that people just ignored that magnificent bird, andrewbub. I’m sure there has been mass drooling, and thousands of keyboards have been rendered useless.
Duck I’m impressed. Unless it was one of those talking ducks that goes to the pub and wants to know why on earth the circus would need a plasterer. That would make a beautiful thing a tragedy that could only be saved by unicorn stuffing.
I am the only magnificent bird ignored around here. So don’t think you’re gonna take that away from me…