I am Butcher Cook. I am excited to belong to this internet community.
So, BC, are you a butcher and a cook? Or just one really terrible cook?
I am a butcher who has the last name of Cook.
Ahhh, even better! Well glad to meet you and I hope you last.
are you wealthy with good taste?
welcome aboard! and thank you for not leading off by telling us what your IQ is.
(previous new poster thought that was the best way to make friends and influence people. he was wrong. we made that clear to him. hasn’t been seen since. thanks for not doing that.)
Thank you all for your heartfelt welcomes! I feel as if I have stumbled upon the right board – I feel as if I am home. God bless you all. God bless you.
I think you and James Otto Sweet Heart will get along well!
Hmm…These words seem rather incongruous. :dubious:
Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo, Ooooo!
Ruh roh. This does not bode well.
Welcome! Now prove yourself.
Better than a butcher barber…
Welcome!
Welcome Butcher Cook!
And may heaven’s finest blessings shower down upon you! 10,000 Salaams!
But is being a barber butcher a bit better?
Welcome, Butcher Cook!
That’s a lot of alliteration from an anxious Ambivalid
Yes, if he’s butchering the
BUTCHER BARBER OF SEVILLE!
Anxiolytics aid awesome ole Ambivalid.
no, not really
Welcome, Butcher Cook! In your honor, we will all do the Butcher Dance.
Oh, you butcher right foot in. You butcher right foot out. You butcher right foot in and you shake it all about.
What?
Welcome, welcome!
Since you have at least some sort of relationship with cooking, allow me to introduce you to our latest treat.
drumroll
Ultraviolet Ice Cream!
It’s our latest treat! With a delicate lilac flavour, you’ve never tasted anything like it before. And it’s reflective down to 285 nanometres!
Come along to the [del]testing[/del] tasting room, just here on the right. And enjoy our complimentary goggles and sunscreen!
:: the door closes softly and heavily behind Butcher Cook ::
[sub] :: squints at paper ::
Oh, wait. That’s “Ultraviolent Ice Cream”. Oops.
:: pause ::
He’ll be fine. [/sub]
All I can say is, we are highly overrated.
Welcome, and keep your disappointment well hidden.