You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid… You just gotta go, “Daddy? Are you sure this is right?”
How long did you practice this particular fatherly duty?
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves. To get the computers to learn from mistakes we couldn’t afford to make. Except, I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.
Joshua. We must have hope.
I’ll never give up Hope: he’s my favorite radio comedian.
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of His true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?
I want you to kill Santa Claus.
And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.
When the Martians land, will the press have access?
Ack ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack.
Nonsense!
Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all of this. I think you’re evil. EVIL!
People think in terms of good and evil, but really, time is the true enemy of us all. Time kills everything.
Who wants to live forever?
You don’t have to live forever. You just have to live.
Taste death, live life.
-“BB”-
Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Life is a cabaret, old chum.
Mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates cause you never know what you’re gonna get.