May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth.
Excuse me, are you in charge here?
You’re the first of the official death squads to whom we’ve been formally introduced. How do you do?
Klaatu barada nikto!
Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?
Ying tong iddle i po!
He’s trying to speak to me, I know it!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
He always loved to be rubbed on the back of his neck. And when I did it, he’d yawn, and he’d stretch, reach out to me with his paws as if he was trying to embrace me.
I’m the king of the swingers, man - the jungle VIP.
Me Tarzan, You Jane.
“You promised that our relationship was going to be incredibly pure.”
“Yes, now it’s purely incredible.”
What have we here? Matching uniforms? [sees Helen] Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl?! [laughs, then looks at Violet and Dash] And got busy! It’s a whole family of Supers! Looks like I’ve hit the jackpot! [laughs] This is just too good!
I mean, I wonder all the time why no-one’s never just stood up and become a real superhero.
It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I don’t get my son back, and I mean real soon, you better kill yourself, because when I catch up with you, I’m gonna take my godd*mn time. By the time we’re finished, you’re gonna wish you weren’t born!
Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.
Mr. Buddy Love is here to see you, and is he ever a gasser! Should I have him come in?