He’s not the messiah; he’s a very naughty boy!
What a naughty boy he is! Do you know why he’s called ‘Buffalo Bill’? Please tell me, the newspapers won’t say.
You really want to know?
OK, I’m gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!
I coulda been a contender!
I’m gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I’m gonna make him suffer. I’m gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat… He’s a nice, a nice kid. He’s a pretty kid, too. I mean I don’t know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.
I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.
Bill S. Preston: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted “Theodore” Logan: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian…
Ted “Theodore” Logan: [with Bill] …MR. GENGHIS KHAN! [All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted “Theodore” Logan: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods.
Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space!
bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’!
I have had… enough… of YOU!
I’m a baaad boy.
Maybe you’re getting restless. You should relax more.
Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
I know you. I walked with you once upon a dream.
Tonight, I’ll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it’s a very simple and easy process but it’s a bit more complicated than that.
Mm, I see. So, Jane, what you do here, in effect, is count boners.
Hey, cowboy, is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?
Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
I know a whore when I see one. How much?