Kong! The Eighth Wonder of the World!
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
From a medical standpoint getting you to the top of Everest is really about oxygen. And the lack of it. To give you the best chance of summiting you need to prepare your bodies for the thin air up there.
In space no one can hear you scream.
Mel? God? Neely?.. NEEEEEEELYYY O’HARAAAAAAAA!
Mercia, listen to me. Renounce your God in name only. Even though I can’t believe in Him, I will respect Him. You’ll not lose Him, I swear it, if you’ll live as my wife.
So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherf***in’ servant of God?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Don’t you see? Jerry! Look, you’ve got him to talk to. It’s just me here. Me and those religious nuts outside. I have to leave the phone off the hook, because people keep calling up and asking to talk to God! Except, of course, the guy that offered to chew on my panty hose!
They don’t look like Presbyterians to me.
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers … and Methodists!
-“BB”-
We don’t need no stinking badges!
Badgers?! We don’t need no stinking badgers.
Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside me.
That was a pretty good song in its day.
I f*cking love this song!
I hate this fuckin’ song.
-“BB”-
Robert Redford & Willie Nelson: Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cow-boys…
A real cowboy ain’t the one that gets on a bull to show off for a bunch of girls. A real cowboy is the man who is out in the snow at 10 below caring for his cows before anything else.
Well, sir, I ain’t a for-real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud.