“Don’t worry too much, anything is possible in Turkey”
Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?
To the Turks, everything is “shurla burla”, which means “like this, like that”. You never know what will happen. All foreigners are “ayip”, they’re considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it’s a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are “ayip”, for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that’s intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That’s what they call Turkish revenge. I know it must all sound crazy to you, but this place is crazy.
You mean to tell me that everyone in here is gay?
He hit Bunny! Get them girls!
“Sly bunny.”
“Dumb fox!”
“You know you love me.”
“Do I know that? Yes. Yes, I do.”
“I love you.”
“I know.”
-“BB”-
I hate you. I loathe you. I despise you.
You vermin! You slime ball in a sea of pus!
You know, you keep on refusing me, and one of these days I’m going to start thinking you’re stubborn
Maitre D : And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
Mr Creosote : No.
Maitre D : Oh sir! It’s only a tiny little thin one.
Mr Creosote : No. F@ck off - I’m full…
Maitre D : Oh sir… it’s only wafer thin.
Mr Creosote : Look - I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
Maitre D : Oh sir, just… just one…
Mr Creosote : Oh all right. Just one.
Maitre D : Just the one, sir… voila… bon appetit…
Have a little priest.
Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people.
Hey Gramp? I’ve got green hair.
It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?
I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Beware of the green eyed monster. If you love the girl, you must have faith in her. You must trust her - implicitly. And, listen, kid, if you catch her at it again, give her a kick in the pants and go find yourself another babe.
A man can lie, steal… and even kill. But as long as he hangs on to his pride, he’s still a man. All a woman has to do is slip - once. And she’s a “tramp!” Must be a great comfort to you to be a man.
Do I look like a hussy?
[singing] Well they couldn’t teach you anything, you think you’re such a looker, but no customer would go to you, unless she was a hooker.