Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there’s been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.
I think he’s representative of the human spirit, of what’s possible. That you have a choice. “And this has been my choice, to give you Sugar Man”. Now, have you done that? Ask yourself.
You will be assimilated.
I’ve given up trying to assimilate. I’ve got to get back to my own kind!
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell 'em you’re Jewish, okay?
She doesn’t look Druish to me.
Are you bluish? You don’t look bluish.
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t COLOR-BLIND!
All will be well in the garden.
Kingsfoil? That’s a weed.
What do you call this? Is this not a plant? If you have a problem with my plants, I can always call my landscape architect! Solved!
Seymour Krelborn: Look, you’re a plant, an inanimate object.
Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I can’t do anyhing I want?
Seymour Butts. Never get tired of that one.
Vanity… definitely my favorite sin.
I think you’re way prettier than she is.
I really like your sister.
I’ll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
This turns into a nun’s bar, I’m outta here.
I’m going to the little nun’s room.
Do you know where you’re going to?