That’s money I won’t see again.
Does your wife know you rob banks?
He’ll feel a lot better after he’s robbed a couple of banks.
Hugh: [to other hostages] Can it, here comes Clarabelle.
Here comes the Boom.
Say goodnight to the bad guy!
I came down here to say goodbye to you. So, goodbye, good luck and good riddance!
Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Invisible women! These days you can’t believe your own eyes, even if you don’t see anything.
Who you gonna believe – me, or your own eyes?
If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!!!
Is that supposed to mean me? Screw you, honey. You can die with your secret, piss-elegant fairy! If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a queen without a sense of humor.
Lighten up, Francis.
Why so serious?
This diaper’s making my nuts rub together. It’s gonna start a fire.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Snot check?
I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a social security check.
Take me, I’m yours!
Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should’ve given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the Devil has come home. We’ll pray.