I love the smell of napalm in the mornin!g
Good morning, Miss Dove.
You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours?
I don’t wish to know that!
So you flunked all your practice exams, huh? Every one?
If you want to pass this course, you gonna have to earn it, 'cause I have no problems, not one, failing each and every one of you.
Junior, you’re so stupid they had to burn down the school just to get you out of third grade.
I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn’t. When I didn’t, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.
No wonder everyone calls you
Failure Face
I love your funny face, your sunny, funny face.
Hey Mickey, you crazy son of a bitch, if I had a dog like you I’d put a bag over it’s head, yes I would, yes I would.
[Mickey attacks the broom with an axe in murderous fury.]
Vic is a sick prick, Mick.
She’s a doctor.
Don’t touch me, I’m a doctor.
Of what?
Music.
Can you fix a hi-fi?
No, sir.
Then shut up!
Marian Paroo: Professor Harold Hill. Gary Conservatory of Music, gold medal class of '05. Harold, there wasn’t any Gary Conservatory of Music in '05.
Harold Hill: Why, there most certainly w…
Marian Paroo: Because the town wasn’t even built until '06. I tore this page out of an Indiana Journal. I was going to use it against you, but now I give to you with all my heart.
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Angela:
She said you were a bad guy. You don’t seem like a bad guy.
Roy:
That’s what makes me good at it.
I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
“- Charles Ferry: How was it?
- Skylar: Very interesting. I’ve never been kissed by a sociopath before.”
Under the brilliant surface, I suspect all kinds of ugly secrets and everyone knows and pretends not to.