Marvin: I’ve been talking to the main computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me.
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.
-“BB”-
Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.
Hi, Bandit. Hi, Frog.
Well, thank you Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you’re the goddamnedest pursuee I’ve ever pursued. Where are you, you sumbitch?
But it is my day! It is, my “friend”. After three, long terrible years it is AT LAST my day! I will not permit, “repeat,” not permit anything…“repeat” anything to spoil it. Now, I will walk you to the gate, and then I will kiss you goodbye! And you will drive off in your new car which should rightfully be mine, and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission, and they will set me free! And then…
I will kill you!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.
Don’t be negative.
Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
“Fuck.” “Shit.” These are highly technical golf terms; You’re using them on your first lesson. This is promising.
Sex and golf are the two things you don’t have to be good at to enjoy.
I couldn’t help myself …
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-“BB”-
Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship?
“Sir, you are no gentleman.”
He’s a sheep in sheep’s clothing.
Here, go in disguise. I don’t want anyone know what I’m planning.
It’s so crazy, it just might work!
I am the man who is robbing your casino.
Butch, you know if it were my money, there’s nobody I’d rather have steal it than you. But I’m still in the employ of Mister E.H. Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad.
-“BB”-